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Jan 25, 2007 @ 6:38 PM Confession

onlylonely938

Posts: 40 There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering
the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to
me seven times."
The priest thought long and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass
and drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

Jan 25, 2007 @ 7:59 PM Confession

SHASTAEAGLE

Posts: 94 lol

Jan 25, 2007 @ 8:08 PM Confession

armswide0pen

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