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| Mar 6, 2007 @ 8:11 PM |
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EyesofBlue72660
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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| Mar 7, 2007 @ 11:34 PM |
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American_Woman
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| Mar 8, 2007 @ 11:11 AM |
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kewlkajn
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Umm... where can I get one of those?!?
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| Mar 9, 2007 @ 6:33 AM |
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EyesofBlue72660
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@ Kewl..............I would imagine any local Home Depot, Lowe's or commercial supply company.  , come to think of it, I'm guessing if you searched hard enough, there might be a woman or two right here on MD that could give you the same results!!!!!!!!!
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| Mar 9, 2007 @ 9:52 AM |
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