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Aug 4, 2007 @ 12:21 AM Adult dating, or Life on Matchdoctor    
Haban3ro


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This happened in Florida; could it happen here?
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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida retirement community.

A man walked over and sat down on the other end of the bench.

fter a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you new here? I don't recall seeing you before."

He replies, "I lived here ten years ago."

"So, where have you been all those years?"

"In prison," he says.

"Why did they put you in prison?"

He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."

"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single?"
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Aug 4, 2007 @ 9:37 AM Adult dating, or Life on Matchdoctor    
katydid438


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Eww! such evil thoughts Haban
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Aug 4, 2007 @ 11:34 AM Adult dating, or Life on Matchdoctor    
TiNkErGrRrRrR


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Aug 6, 2007 @ 12:58 AM Adult dating, or Life on Matchdoctor    
waterfire


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Aug 6, 2007 @ 6:37 PM Adult dating, or Life on Matchdoctor    
tahoma


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Aug 11, 2007 @ 3:46 PM Adult dating, or Life on Matchdoctor    
Patchwerk


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That one tickled my funny bone, me being from florida and all....thanks for the laugh
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