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Oct 10, 2007 @ 7:29 PM Man of the house

douge36

Posts: 213 The husband had just finished reading a new book
entitled You Can Be the Man of Your House.

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen."From now on,
you need to know that I am the man of this house and
my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you
will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you
are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to
draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back
and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The f*ckin' funeral director would
be my guess."

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