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Jan 15, 2008 @ 10:39 AM Laughter is the best medicine

soul_decisions

Posts: 872 A man and his wife are watching a championship boxing match on TV.
Early in the second round, one of the fighters goes down for the count.
The husband sighs and says, "I'm so disappointed.
It was all over in four minutes!"
The wife replies, "Good. Now you know how I feel."

Jan 16, 2008 @ 8:00 AM Laughter is the best medicine

jellybean1968

Posts: 258
i needed that

Jan 18, 2008 @ 2:17 PM Laughter is the best medicine

mystery2u888

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Jan 22, 2008 @ 9:36 AM Laughter is the best medicine

MotownManiax

Posts: 9,737 Why men don't write advice columns

Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed an d worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs.. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
Walter

Jan 25, 2008 @ 3:47 PM Laughter is the best medicine

waterfire

Posts: 2,946

OP that is just wrong

MT

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine

I was thinking the same...hope she gets it fixed

Jan 28, 2008 @ 5:44 PM Laughter is the best medicine

CathyCRN

Posts: 4,016 that's terrible!!! Funny, but terrible!!! She could have just run out of gas or something...shouldn't that be the first step??? lol

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