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Feb 28 @ 10:08 AM Could This Be MY Kids?

JenRNinOhio

Posts: 1,187 These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, these are funny!)

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

Feb 28 @ 8:00 PM Could This Be MY Kids?

sweetsongs17

Posts: 368 Subsitute the word my kids to my coworkers!

Feb 29 @ 6:09 AM Could This Be MY Kids?

JenRNinOhio

Posts: 1,187

I'm going to see if I can get away with some of these phrases on upcoming employee reviews!

Oh geeez... It IS SOOOooooo much funnier subbing in coworkers
I have faces to place for each of those comments!

Feb 29 @ 7:35 AM Could This Be MY Kids?

sweetsongs17

Posts: 368 Be carefull Jen, you the word My Boss could be subsituted too!!!

Oh Lets just just use the word coworkers!!

Mar 5 @ 11:40 PM Could This Be MY Kids?

waterfire

Posts: 2,575
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

hate when they say that too

all are totally great

Mar 9 @ 12:02 AM Could This Be MY Kids?

lazareth

Posts: 821 speechless

Mar 9 @ 12:11 AM Could This Be MY Kids?

daisy315

Posts: 3,821 So glad none of these resemble my nephew... but my niece?.. I think quite a few of them could describe her to a T

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