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Apr 19 @ 11:42 AM He Said ... She Said

JenRNinOhio

Posts: 1,212 Ohhhh... the language barrier between the sexes ...

What he heard;
"You're way too stupid to be trusted driving alone in bad weather."
What she said:
'Drive carefully, dear"

What she heard:
"It's your lot in life to stop whatever you're doing in order to serve my every need"
What he said:
"Honey? Do you know if we have any more triple A batteries?"

What he heard:
"Honey ... Why don't you put your head in a vice & I'll turn the handle until your skull explodes?"
What she said:
"Honey ... Why don't we turn off the TV & just talk?"

What he heard:
"Your right to independent thought & ability to form an opinion has been revoked"
What she said:
"I do"

Apr 19 @ 2:34 PM He Said ... She Said

dt3d2001

Posts: 4,946 good one Jen!!

Apr 19 @ 8:06 PM He Said ... She Said

Mellajenn

Posts: 84 That damn Mars and Venus thing again!!!!

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