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Jun 4 @ 11:01 PM semifunny..

simirae

Posts: 123 One day a lizard is walking through the jungle when he sees a monkey sitting in a tree smoking a joint. The monkey looks down and asks the lizard...You want some? The lizard climbs the tree and the two finish the joint. The monkey quickly rolls another one. Half way through the lizard tells the monkey he needs a drink. He climbs down the tree crawls over to the river and is about to get his drink when he falls into the river. An alligator helps the lizard out of the river and ask him what he was doing. The lizard says he was smoking a joint in a tree with a monkey...the alligator says you were what?...the lizard replies i said i was smoking a joint with a monkey...the alligator says i got to see this and he crawls over to the tree with the monkey in it and looks up. The monkey looks down see the gator and says!
Dude how much f***ing water did you drink?

Jun 5 @ 6:39 PM semifunny..

whatagal

Posts: 723 An oldie but a goodie. I've always loved this joke.

Jun 5 @ 8:58 PM semifunny..

simirae

Posts: 123

Jul 3 @ 1:09 AM semifunny..

mystery2u888

Posts: 4,384 simi.............whatagal I have never heard it I liked it

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