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Pete73052
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>> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
>> background
>> checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3
>> finalists; two
>> men and a woman.
>>
>> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
>> large metal
>> door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will
>> follow our
>> instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the
>> room you will
>> find your wife sitting in a chair . Kill her!!' The man
>> said,
>>
>> 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my
>> wife.' The agent said,
>> 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
>> your wife and go
>> home.'
>>
>> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
>> gun and
>> went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The
>> man came out
>> with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill
>> my wife.' The agent
>> said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
>> home.'
>>
>> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
>> same instructions,
>> to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the
>> room. Shots were
>> heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
>> banging on the
>> walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
>> slowly and
>> there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
>> 'This gun is
>> loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to
>> death with the
>> chair.'
>>
>> MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
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| Jun 6, 2008 @ 8:51 PM |
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happygrlok
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 loved it....thanks for posting it....
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| Jun 6, 2008 @ 10:13 PM |
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azgirl701
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i have seen it before but its still funny
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| Jun 8, 2008 @ 6:02 PM |
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mystery2u888
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omg Pete.............
Az again............you are venturing out .........good for you  Hey Happy  
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| Jun 12, 2008 @ 3:45 PM |
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