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Jun 12, 2008 @ 3:44 PM Colonoscopies    
tahoma


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A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
* Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.....
* 1.
'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
* 2.
'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
* 3.
'Can you hear me NOW?'
* 4.
'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
* 5.
'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
* 6.
'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
* 7.
'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
* 8.
'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
* 9.
'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
* 10.
'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
* 11.
'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you.
* 12.
'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
* And the best one of all..
* 13.
'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?





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Jun 13, 2008 @ 12:34 PM Colonoscopies    
ShnFar


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Woot Woot
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Jun 13, 2008 @ 1:48 PM Colonoscopies    
Alliegirl162


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yep those colonoscopies are important but what people dont realize is they give you conscious sedation usually Versed ( which is truth serum) so I am sure the doctor has heard quite a lot, but hey the good thing is Versed has an amenisic property so most people dont remember.
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Jun 17, 2008 @ 1:37 AM Colonoscopies    
lazareth


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damn, gotta change undies again

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Jun 17, 2008 @ 1:43 AM Colonoscopies    
daisy315


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Hoootie Hooooo!

damn sis.. just take the drawers off and leave them off.. saves on laundry.. believe me.. I know
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Jun 17, 2008 @ 1:54 AM Colonoscopies    
mystery2u888


Posts: 18,057
Tahoma............girl.........what am I gonna do with ya..........



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