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| Jun 12 @ 3:44 PM |
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tahoma
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A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
* Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.....
* 1.
'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
* 2.
'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
* 3.
'Can you hear me NOW?'
* 4.
'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
* 5.
'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
* 6.
'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
* 7.
'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
* 8.
'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
* 9.
'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
* 10.
'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
* 11.
'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you.
* 12.
'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
* And the best one of all..
* 13.
'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?
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| Jun 13 @ 12:34 PM |
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ShnFar
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Woot Woot
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| Jun 13 @ 1:48 PM |
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Alliegirl162
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yep those colonoscopies are important but what people dont realize is they give you conscious sedation usually Versed ( which is truth serum) so I am sure the doctor has heard quite a lot, but hey the good thing is Versed has an amenisic property so most people dont remember.
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| Jun 17 @ 1:37 AM |
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lazareth
Posts: 1,083
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damn, gotta change undies again
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| Jun 17 @ 1:43 AM |
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daisy315
Posts: 4,337
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Hoootie Hooooo!
damn sis.. just take the drawers off and leave them off.. saves on laundry.. believe me.. I know 
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| Jun 17 @ 1:54 AM |
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mystery2u888
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 Tahoma............girl.........what am I gonna do with ya..........
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