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Jun 12 @ 7:05 PM Cremated Husband

happygrlok

Posts: 4,369 Martha lost her husband 3 weeks ago, She had him cremated
and brought his ashes home and keep them on the end table.

The other day she picked up the urn and went out to the patio,
She sat down at the patio table and poured him out on the table.

She set there looking at the ashes while tracing her fingers in them. After a few mimutes she started talking to the ashes.

'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me?
I bought it with the insurance money!'

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, 'Herman, remember that car you promised me?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!'

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, 'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!'

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,
'Herman, remember that bl*w job I promised you?'

'Here it comes.'

Jun 12 @ 8:50 PM Cremated Husband

SweetNapaGuy

Posts: 4,558 It's why I always advocate NOT getting life insurance. Make sure someone (hopefully more than the creditors...) mourns your passing.

Jun 15 @ 10:48 AM Cremated Husband

exvagabond

Posts: 39
It's why I always advocate NOT getting life insurance.
Dick Gregory used to say Life insurance??!! They're betting you're gonna live, and you're betting you're gonna die. When I die, it's gonna be a sad eay for everybody!

Jun 16 @ 9:06 PM Cremated Husband

capitalview

Posts: 675 LOL...Is THAT how cheapsters get BJ ?

Jun 16 @ 9:48 PM Cremated Husband

mystery2u888

Posts: 6,166

Jun 16 @ 10:01 PM Cremated Husband

capobeachguy

Posts: 3,660 I have every intent of dying during the BJ, not prior to it!!!!

Jun 17 @ 12:17 AM Cremated Husband

SpiritEnergy

Posts: 16,997 Hm, I should think you would prefer to go when you come.

Jun 17 @ 1:20 AM Cremated Husband

Alliegirl162

Posts: 12 good joke, needed the laugh...

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