| Jun 15, 2008 @ 2:52 AM |
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MuskogeeBill
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A redneck was stopped by a game> warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish.> He was leavin' a cove well-known> for its fishing.> > The game warden asked the man,> 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'> 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck.> 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these> here are my pet fish.'> > 'Pet fish?'> > 'Yeah. Every night, I take these> here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then,> when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I> take 'em home.'> > 'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish> can't do that.'> > The redneck looked at the warden> for a moment and then Said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll> show ya. It really works.'> > 'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've> got to see this!'> > The redneck poured the fish into> the lake and stood and waited.> > After several minutes, the> warden says, 'Well?'> > 'Well, what?', says the redneck.> > > The warden says, 'When are you> going to call them back?'> > 'Call who back?'> > 'The FISH', replied the warden!> > 'What fish?', replied the> redneck.> > Moral of the story: We may not> be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some> government employees.> > You can say what you want about> the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.>
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| Jun 15, 2008 @ 3:09 AM |
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signme
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| Jun 15, 2008 @ 9:45 AM |
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mystery2u888
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| Jun 17, 2008 @ 1:35 AM |
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lazareth
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