| Aug 14 @ 4:01 PM |
I Love Corny Jokes!
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DiamondRain
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Anyone else like corny jokes as much as I do? I'm talking about some colossally stupid ones! I just love 'em.
Let's see how far we can get with this.
I'll get things going.
Did you hear that the world's tallest women just died?
Now that's a tall tale! 
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Yep! Believe it or not I just thought that one up all by myslef!
OK then, let's see what YOU got smarta**!
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| Aug 15 @ 6:20 PM |
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DiamondRain
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I Love Corny Jokes!
But I guess I am the only one who does!
Ahhh what the heck. 
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| Aug 17 @ 2:58 AM |
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Say_Yes
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Actually, I like them too, but mine are fairly long to type out.
A gregarious young man decides that god has called him to be a monk. So, he joins a monestary. The first day there, he is informed that all new initiates, must take a vow of silence for their first full year, to show their dedication.
After a couple of days, the young man is going nuts. He is beginning to question his calling and doubts that he can make it through a full year, without speaking.
That night, as he sits down to dinner, after a long hard day in the fields, one of his fellow initiates, leans over and chants "Good Evening". The young monk is over joyed. He can chant, as chanting is allowed. So, filled with the spirit, he chants in reply to his new friend "Good Evening."
Unbeknownst to him, however; the abbot is standing near by and hearing this exchange, he replies
"Someone chanted evening"
Yeah, I know. I works better aloud.
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| Aug 17 @ 3:05 AM |
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Say_Yes
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Many years ago, there was a game show called, You Bet Your Life, which was hosted by Groucho Marx. One night, a man came on and he had 12 children. Groucho asked the man, why he had so many children, to which the proud father replied, " Well, Groucho, I love my wife." Now, Groucho, paused, looked at his cigar and said, "I love my cigar too, but I take it out every now & then." 
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| Aug 25 @ 2:23 PM |
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DiamondRain
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LOL! Both of those were great!
I wonder if that Groucho line ever actually appeared on the show. I thought I had seen just about every episode of that show in reruns, but don't ever remember a line as racey as that. I believe the show was originally aired live though, so it's entirely possible! And it does sound like Groucho's style alright. Either way it is a good one Say_Yes!
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| Aug 25 @ 7:24 PM |
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Maighdean
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I love the Groucho one Say_Yes. I've never seen the shows but that's halarious. I love totally corny, stupid jokes too....Though unfortually, I don't know any 
I love reading them though! 
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| Aug 28 @ 3:12 AM |
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Say_Yes
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Actually, I got the Groucho one wrong. The story goes
My favorite Groucho quote came from YBYL, when he had a housewife on who said she had seven children. Groucho said, "Seven? That many?" She blushed, and said, "Well, I love my husband." Groucho came back with, "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while." (After this one Groucho was never again live on air)
Source
Of course, when I checked the story out on Snopes, it seems that it is an urban myth. Oh well.
Snopes
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| Aug 28 @ 7:04 PM |
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JenRNinOhio
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What do you call a fly without wings?
a walk
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| Aug 31 @ 10:20 AM |
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DiamondRain
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LOL!
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Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted.
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish.
(I used to tell this one to my niece every year since she was about 4 years old. I wanted to see when she would be old enough to get it and laugh. I told her every year until she was about 15. I think she got it alright, but she never laughed. Kids...what do they know?!)
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| Sep 21 @ 5:47 AM |
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scorpiogirl36
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| Sep 21 @ 5:49 PM |
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horizon000
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Two Venerial Diseases were walking across a pedestrian crossing when an out of control truck came hurtling towards them. One VD turned to the other and said, " OH NO !! I'm a Gonorrhea !!"
Why wouldn't the baby clam let the other baby clams play with his toys?
Because he was a little shellfish...
How do you catch a unique rabbit ?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
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