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Sep 5 @ 1:49 PM Another Redneck Story

tahoma

Posts: 10,531 One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree, and headed into a bar for a cold one.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, 'Who owns the
dog tied under that tree outside?'
The redneck said it was his.

'Your dog seems to be in heat.' the officer said.

The redneck replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No, you don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the redneck. 'That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants
to have sex!'

(You gotta love this)

The redneck looked at the cop and said, 'Well go ahead. I always wanted a
police dog.'

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