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Sep 5 @ 2:52 PM The broken lawnmower

tahoma

Posts: 10,531 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to
take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, riding motorcycles,
fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.

When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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Sep 6 @ 10:14 AM The broken lawnmower

waterfire

Posts: 2,923 women can be so touchy

Sep 6 @ 7:13 PM The broken lawnmower

mystery2u888

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Sep 9 @ 6:23 PM The broken lawnmower

StarGazer

Posts: 40 [women can be so touchy]

Sep 11 @ 9:44 AM The broken lawnmower

waterfire

Posts: 2,923

StarGazer

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