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Sep 10 @ 7:34 PM No Offence; I am Blonde too!    
GJay


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A business man got onto an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright and cheerful, "T-G-I-F!"

He smiled and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F!" more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F!"

The man smiled back at her and once again said, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

"T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Don't you get it, duh?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T means 'Sorry Honey, It's Thursday."

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Sep 11 @ 5:42 PM No Offence; I am Blonde too!    
mystery2u888


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Gjay that was cute
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Sep 21 @ 5:48 AM No Offence; I am Blonde too!    
scorpiogirl36


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Sep 23 @ 6:58 AM No Offence; I am Blonde too!    
exvagabond


Posts: 39
"I ain't dumb, and I ain't blonde either."
-- Dolly Parton
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