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| Sep 17 @ 11:05 AM |
The Cuckoo Clock
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tahoma
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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are
married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost
your sense of humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would
probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals =
12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem p***d off in the least. ........ Whew, I
got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times then said 'oh sh*t.'
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three
times, giggled,
cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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