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Sep 22 @ 12:31 AM Guys! You Might want to Lay off the Beer after Reading This???

GJay

Posts: 74 Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.?

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer?contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

Sep 22 @ 12:33 AM Guys! You Might want to Lay off the Beer after Reading This???

KatiefromStafford

Posts: 2,271

Perfect!!

Sep 22 @ 10:41 AM Guys! You Might want to Lay off the Beer after Reading This???

CathyCRN

Posts: 3,969 Actually, a bit condescending to women...

Sep 22 @ 1:29 PM Guys! You Might want to Lay off the Beer after Reading This???

GJay

Posts: 74 True! CathyCRN, but the way I figure it; it was probably all male scientists who wrote up the analysis...Hey, what do they know. Do men really know what women are all about!? You know what they say, "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus".. I rest my case.. smile...

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