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Sep 22 @ 9:00 AM Nursery Rhymes for Modern Kids :)

Gman762

Posts: 3,291 The Future of Nursery Rhymes...

It's Raining, It's Pouring
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.

Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay.

Sep 22 @ 9:04 AM Nursery Rhymes for Modern Kids :)

BeachCrete

Posts: 7,736
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.

Sep 22 @ 10:38 AM Nursery Rhymes for Modern Kids :)

CathyCRN

Posts: 3,969 Very cute...Georgie Porgie my be from LA!!

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