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Sep 22 @ 1:22 PM Guys..Don't Read..You may not find it funny...You have been warned!    
GJay


Posts: 74
Hey! This is a little off-colour for me; however, I have to admit, it is funny! LOL
And..for those of you (as in men) who did not heed my warning... SUFFER!!!

Dusty Underwear

One evening a husband, thinking he was being
funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.- maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she
simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of
underwear out of his drawer.

'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder ... it's Miracle Grow.'
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Sep 22 @ 7:54 PM Guys..Don't Read..You may not find it funny...You have been warned!    
happygrlok


Posts: 4,389
loved it...thanks for posting it....
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Sep 23 @ 7:38 AM Guys..Don't Read..You may not find it funny...You have been warned!    
waterfire


Posts: 2,923


Reminds, this guy on IRC asked this user why she wore a bra having next to nothing to put it in, her reply

"You wear pants dont you"
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Sep 23 @ 11:54 AM Guys..Don't Read..You may not find it funny...You have been warned!    
GJay


Posts: 74
Waterfire.. Good one...
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Sep 28 @ 8:18 PM Guys..Don't Read..You may not find it funny...You have been warned!    
KatiefromStafford


Posts: 2,271
Both great, loved 'em both!
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