| Sep 25 @ 8:08 AM |
Another Blonde Moment :-)
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Gman762
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A blonde goes into the dry cleaners & drops off a blouse to be dry cleaned. As she's leaving the man behind the counter says, 'Come again'.
The blonde stops and says, 'No, its mustard this time'.
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| Sep 25 @ 9:09 AM |
Another Blonde Moment :-) |
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CathyCRN
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I didn't know Monica was blonde  
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| Sep 27 @ 3:15 AM |
Another Blonde Moment :-)
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mystery2u888
Posts: 6,166
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 g you have so many jokes  
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| Oct 1 @ 4:34 AM |
Another Blonde Moment :-) |
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jack4ireland
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Are rude jokes allowed
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| Oct 1 @ 11:31 AM |
Another Blonde Moment :-)
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Gman762
Posts: 3,291
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You made it here...
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| Oct 2 @ 1:28 PM |
Another Blonde Moment :-) |
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Merchitown
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My own mother sent this one to me:
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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| Oct 2 @ 8:44 PM |
Another Blonde Moment :-)
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Gman762
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Hehehehe...clever 
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