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Oct 1 @ 4:30 PM 401 K...best investment!!

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Posts: 554 If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American doesn't it!

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