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Oct 4 @ 8:03 PM Brave Man Joke #3

Gman762

Posts: 3,291 Ed was in trouble. He'd forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset.

She told him "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and, sure enough, there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the box.

She opened it and found brand new bathroom scales.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

Oct 4 @ 8:05 PM Brave Man Joke #3

painter007

Posts: 15,990 You brat..................

Oct 4 @ 8:08 PM Brave Man Joke #3

StarrBabe

Posts: 137 Well at least they didn't go to 300 or 400

Oct 6 @ 12:50 AM Brave Man Joke #3

waterfire

Posts: 2,923

Oct 8 @ 9:20 PM Brave Man Joke #3

CathyCRN

Posts: 3,969

Oct 18 @ 9:28 PM Brave Man Joke #3

WildArtist

Posts: 3 LOL, That's wat she gets for not being specific. Everyone knows a man can't take a hint....LOL

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