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Oct 5 @ 8:19 PM Clocks

Laidback742

Posts: 3,432 A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Senator Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'

Oct 6 @ 12:49 AM Clocks

waterfire

Posts: 2,923

FIrst time i heard this joke it was Bush's fan! Ten to one on another site it is McCain's

Still funny

Oct 6 @ 7:23 AM Clocks

Laidback742

Posts: 3,432 I think the names are interchangeable .... and would still be accurate no matter what.

Oct 8 @ 9:19 PM Clocks

CathyCRN

Posts: 3,969

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