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Oct 8 @ 9:18 PM MORNING SEX

CathyCRN

Posts: 3,957 She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment'. My eyes lit up and I thought, I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day. Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about'? She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'.

Oct 9 @ 9:11 PM MORNING SEX

Carol386

Posts: 3,094 She musta married my ex

Oct 9 @ 9:46 PM MORNING SEX

Merchitown

Posts: 3,782 LOL!! 15 minutes baby!

Oct 9 @ 9:58 PM MORNING SEX

Gman762

Posts: 3,291 Like 'em hard boiled

Oct 12 @ 6:44 PM MORNING SEX

CathyCRN

Posts: 3,957 Hardboiled eggs take what...an hour or so That's how I like my eggs

Oct 13 @ 3:47 PM MORNING SEX

carefull

Posts: 25 This was Just plain Funny!!! Thanks :)

Oct 15 @ 1:01 AM MORNING SEX

chevymn

Posts: 82 Be lucky to get 'em sunny side up in my kitchen.

Oct 16 @ 9:16 PM MORNING SEX

home_nuff_alrdy

Posts: 554

Oct 18 @ 3:34 AM MORNING SEX

chevymn

Posts: 82 That wasn't ment to be funny....O'well....Laugh it up.

Oct 18 @ 12:13 PM MORNING SEX

Dixielady67

Posts: 220

Oct 18 @ 11:00 PM MORNING SEX

chevymn

Posts: 82 You know 2 inches at 90 miles per hour is a mutha f!#@#.

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