NASCAR NEWS !!!...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

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Jan 21 @ 3:21 PM NASCAR NEWS !!!...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

blueyes101

Posts: 12,080 This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

Jan 21 @ 9:50 PM NASCAR NEWS !!!...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

burnslikethesun

Posts: 13,027 and....
this is your joke?
Sad truly sad.

Jan 21 @ 11:59 PM NASCAR NEWS !!!...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

Haban3ro

Posts: 1,197
sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there...

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