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BandTMom
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A young lad from Wisconsin goes off to college. Half way through the
semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.
He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is
developing! They actually have a program here in Madison that will teach
our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him here with $1,000" the young boy says. "I'll get him in the
course."
So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out.
The boy calls home.
"So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.
" Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the
animals how to read!"
"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the
year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he
shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before
we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the
recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he
turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing' around with that
brunette who lives in town?"
The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that son of a bitch before he talks
to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid went on to become a state senator and later, Governor of Illinois!
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| Feb 6, 2009 @ 6:08 PM |
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| Feb 6, 2009 @ 6:13 PM |
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| Feb 12, 2009 @ 8:50 AM |
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Justalittlecrazy
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That was good mom 
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