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May 21 @ 9:55 AM GETTING MARRIED

MuskogeeBill

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss
the wedding, and on the way they pass a Drugstore. Jacob suggests
they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure . ."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

May 22 @ 2:25 AM GETTING MARRIED

mystery2u888

Posts: 18,057

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