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AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO


Oct 20 @ 8:42 PM AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO    
Curious1


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An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
with an Irish brogue  yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

 MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks..

not all blondes are dumb…

 but all men...are men.
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Oct 20 @ 9:00 PM AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO    
JenRNinOhio


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Filing this one away.
Vegas next week.




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Oct 21 @ 9:14 PM AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO    
mystery2u888


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Oct 21 @ 9:50 PM AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO    
Say_Yes


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Filing this one away.
Vegas next week.

Let me know how that works for you. Better yet, show me sometime.
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Oct 30 @ 7:07 PM AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO    
Gallows_Humor


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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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