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Oct 28 @ 1:06 PM Old Farmer

Chevygirl355

Posts: 59 Old Iowa Farmer went to town to see a movie:

THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON

YOUR SHOULDER?"

THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.
WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."

"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT, "WE CAN'T ALLOW
ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE
CORNER AND STUFFED

CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT

A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.

THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD

FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT
AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT.."

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.

"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED
MILDRE D.

&nbs p;"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.. "AT OUR AGE
WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"

"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT

THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"

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