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Nov 2 @ 1:28 PM Senior Health Care Solution

funguy007

Posts: 144 Senior Health Care

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

What a country!

Nov 2 @ 3:36 PM Senior Health Care Solution

Curious1

Posts: 11,273 makes more sense than the current approach..

Nov 3 @ 2:20 AM Senior Health Care Solution

SweetNapaGuy

Posts: 8,496
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

You contact the gumdrop fairies, have them get you some licorice from the moon, and then go chase some leprechauns.

What? You brought up a fantasy world first...

Nov 3 @ 9:41 PM Senior Health Care Solution

Yojimbo44

Posts: 52 So who do you shoot when your HMO says "no soup for you..."

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