How to cause a panic on Wall Street

Already a member? Click here to sign in!

My Threads

Main Jokes & Humor
How to cause a panic on Wall Street

page: << 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 >> of 1 pages < previous page | next page >

Nov 3 @ 9:40 AM How to cause a panic on Wall Street

uk1971

Posts: 60 Or any other financial capital for that matter.

Do you think I have a warped sense of humour?

OK. You have to travel by subway to the financial centre of ANY major city around the world..

1. Make sure you are in a compartment which is packed with financiers.
2. Set the alarm on your cell phone to your 'Ring' tone.
3. Set it for 15 minutes into your journey on the subway when you are sure that you won't be at the central financial area for at least 30 minutes.

When you are nice and comfortable and the alarm goes off, all the financiers will look at you wondering why you have a signal 100ft plus below ground, and will start checking their cell phones.
Now you have their attention, say,
"Oh hi. How are you?"
Then. in a LOUD voice, say,
IT'S GONE UP HOW MUCH?"
SELL SELL SELL For Godsakes Get rid of it!"
Now surrepticiously turn yourself away from the others and say, Still only loud enough for those around you to hear,
"For Godsakes keep this quiet, Don't mention it to anyone else, but just make sure you unload that stock!"

4. Put your cell away and start mopping your forehead with your handkerchief, and keep lookinhg at your watch until you arrive at the financial district.

5. Ensure you don't travel on the same route for at least 6 months.

Nov 8 @ 11:36 AM How to cause a panic on Wall Street

NYFemme

Posts: 35 warped, evil, but i like it lol

Nov 11 @ 7:36 PM How to cause a panic on Wall Street

SpiritOrnery

Posts: 24,138 hehe

page: << 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 >> of 1 pages < previous page | next page >

Main Jokes & Humor How to cause a panic on Wall Street

| | | | | | | | |