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Nov 4 @ 8:57 PM The Blonde & The Heart Attack

Chevygirl355

Posts: 58

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from
the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed,
sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband..

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling,
her four-year-old
son comes up and says, 'Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your
wardrobe and she's
got no clothes on!'
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom,
right past her
husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister,
totally naked and
cowering on the floor.

'You rotten 'Bitch', she screams.

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing
hide and seek
with the kids!!'

Nov 5 @ 8:48 PM The Blonde & The Heart Attack

JenRNinOhio

Posts: 4,157

very good

Nov 6 @ 11:26 AM The Blonde & The Heart Attack

mystery2u888

Posts: 18,025

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