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Doctor Doctor Give me the News
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Chevygirl355
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Subject: Fw: Fw: Doctor! Doctor! Give Me the News
Doctor! Doctor! Give me the News
A young doctor had moved out to a
small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent
suggested
the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become
used to
the new doctor.
At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a
little sick to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've
probably been
overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been
eating and
see if that does the trick?"
As they left the younger man said, "You
didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so
quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the
floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen
banana
peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."
"Huh,"
the younger doctor said, "pretty sneaky. I think I'll try that at the
next
house."
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking
with another woman. She complained that she just didn't have the energy
she once
did, "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
You've probably been doing
too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps
you should
cut back a bit and see if that helps."
As they left, the elder doc said,
"Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at
it?"
"Well, just like you at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope.
When I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the
bed."
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