| Feb 2, 2006 @ 6:43 PM |
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lecriveuse
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Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens
Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
don't be surprised when they throw you out. any others? 
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| Feb 2, 2006 @ 7:48 PM |
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2Biatchy4U
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I have to go to wally world every weekend my daughter and her friends like to go with me just so they can be lil juvenile delinquentsGet 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking
and they have done that before lol
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| Feb 2, 2006 @ 10:46 PM |
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chevyman
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I have done a couple of those things
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| Feb 3, 2006 @ 1:53 AM |
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Angel54214
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Go to the sporting goods, pick up a fishing pole
Then go to the pet department and lure the little fishies
Go to the toy department and try out a bicycle or a neat skate board 
Have your pictures done in the most rediculous Wal-Mart outfit you can find 
Make a thrift walk to the funiture department and change all the furniture around...
Help your self to the party favors and blow up all the balloons. 
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| Feb 3, 2006 @ 4:50 AM |
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lecriveuse
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uh-huh, angel.  how many times have u been banned from wal-mart in how many states? [ 
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| Feb 3, 2006 @ 7:36 AM |
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mrwally1954
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hold as bra up in friunt of u and ask your x hey hon do u think the guys will like me in this???
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chain the shopping cart to the check out's.
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approch the youngest girl attandent and ask for a nipple pink lighter!!
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| Feb 3, 2006 @ 11:24 AM |
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BPHREEKEE
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Just a statement from someone that works for Wal~Mart..... The employees are far worse than ANY of this 
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| Feb 3, 2006 @ 11:35 AM |
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lecriveuse
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The employees are far worse than ANY of this
i applied for a job @ wally world when i was younger. by the time they called, i was neither amused nor interested anymore. i wonder how i could've contributed to someone's delinquency. 
btw, mr wally, u probably would've been escorted to the nearest paddy wagon, black mariah (do they even use those anymore?).
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| Feb 6, 2006 @ 3:39 PM |
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LadyWlf
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my son and his friends actually got kicked out of wally world one night for "test" riding the bicycles....can we say grounded? lol
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| Feb 6, 2006 @ 4:58 PM |
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vicryder
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I like to pretend I'm a sales person in lady's lingeree.
"Can I help you with that garter belt ,Miss?"
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| Feb 6, 2006 @ 10:32 PM |
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SHORTNSWEET162
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We like to count the people who haven't showered before shopping.
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 2:14 PM |
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lecriveuse
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We like to count the people who haven't showered before shopping
just make the greeter do a scratch and sniff test?
can we say grounded? lol
is he still chained in the house doing chores, or has he seen the light of day yet? 
"Can I help you with that garter belt ,Miss?"
and if she says yes?
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 2:47 PM |
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LadyWlf
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lol he has seen the light of day.....but decided to try out skateboards *rolls her eyes* him and i have had a long talk about appropriate behavior in the store 
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 2:51 PM |
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vicryder
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If she says yes? Well, as a former Boy Scout, I would be obligated to invite her to the special dressing room back at my house. 
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 4:22 PM |
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Haban3ro
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btw, mr wally, u probably would've been escorted to the nearest paddy wagon, black mariah (do they even use those anymore?).
Tsk, tsk... How insensitive. These terms demean Irish and African Americans.
Here in California, we refer to them as "Tijuana taxis" or a "Mexican Mercedes".
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| Feb 7, 2006 @ 4:37 PM |
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lecriveuse
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"Tijuana taxis" or a "Mexican Mercedes".
oh, i left out hispanics. my bad! fortunately, i'll get a headstart while they hunt YOU down first for suggesting it. lmfao.
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| Feb 8, 2006 @ 4:13 PM |
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LaLuna5023
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Actually, walmart a code three wouldn;t mean anything. A code BLUE, however, would mean a bomb or a bomb threat. My husband and I once went into walmart and purchased, in the following order, condoms, rope, and a nice set of fishooks. It cashier looked pretty worried. It was hilarious.
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| Feb 9, 2006 @ 12:22 PM |
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lecriveuse
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luna, i would just think ur going camping to enjoy nature and do what's all natural.
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| Feb 9, 2006 @ 12:48 PM |
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LaLuna5023
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We also asked if they had gerbils, or if they'd know where we could obtian one and what the return policy was there.
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| Feb 9, 2006 @ 12:57 PM |
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2Biatchy4U
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