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Sep 21, 2013 @ 12:11 AM farmers daughter    
TeamFerretKITCO


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Soooo, this farmers daughter got married. Now, this is old puritan country about a hundred years ago. She was barely 19 and he was it his thirties, newly a widower and a well off businessman. The evening of the wedding the mother of the girl gives her a peptalk regarding duty and womanhood and then sends the girl upstairs to be with her new husband. The new couple begin to kiss and the girl gets nervous and runs back down stairs. Mamma mamma, we were kissin and he put his tongue in my mouth. The mom giggles a little and reassures the girl that everything is ok and sends her back upstairs. A little later, as the couple begin to undress, the man takes off his shirt. Of course she has never seen a hairy chest and so she runs back down stairs...mamma mamma, he has hair all over his chest like a bear! Mamma tells her that its alright, go and do your womanly duty. So back upstairs she goes. The couple continue to undress. As he is taking off his boots and socks she notices that he is missing part of his foot. This startles her and she runs back down stairs....mamma mamma, he has a foot and a half! Mamma says, "you stay right here and let momma take care of this!
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Nov 13, 2013 @ 10:03 PM farmers daughter    
BrownBear


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There's a few really good lines in the below song... relating to a farmer's daughter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOm8uv22e2U
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Nov 15, 2013 @ 9:37 AM farmers daughter    
Loreli


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Aug 6, 2014 @ 3:45 AM farmers daughter    
kajla00007


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That was a good one
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Aug 12, 2014 @ 2:10 PM farmers daughter    
BrownBear


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Was his foot bisected across the instep, or down its full length...
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Oct 10 @ 12:20 AM farmers daughter    
WendyMarquardt


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Hey this is a good one
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Oct 10 @ 7:28 PM farmers daughter    
TomInToronto


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