| Feb 25, 2006 @ 6:07 PM |
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luvshorses644
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now for a little bit of levity...I know, I know it is aimed at guys.. but come on guys.. you know you need these...
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE
LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, Dec. 19,2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Betwe en Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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| Feb 26, 2006 @ 7:13 AM |
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keeno
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hey Luvs,
I am the instructor for 4 of those classes. and I have it on good authority that you will be assisting me in the shopping one giving demonstrations "fun in the changing room."
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| Feb 26, 2006 @ 8:00 AM |
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Thunderscribe
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I think I'll just back out of this thread.
It seems a little too loaded.
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| Mar 11, 2006 @ 9:44 PM |
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Wulfchyld
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Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Too hard, switched to bagged ice.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Yes it does. Saved me $45.00
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Women’s lib gave you the right to lift it. Another $45.00 saved
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Hmmm… I put it on the hamper and it gets sorted in the floor. Just cutting out the middle man.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Hey. I watch unsolved mysteries, stranger things have happened.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Got the new remote control watch.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. If she will leave it where I put it I wont have to look for It..
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. I keep getting arrested for cutting them in front of the hospital. That’s harmful
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. I don’t get lost she gives me the wrong directions.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Yes it is. Another $45.00 saved.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Yes, you can move away from your mother. Another $45.00 saved.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Already have a prescription for Barxan.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. I have to remember what time the bar opens and closes, when work opens and closes. You expect way too much.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. I have yet to be out cooked. Yet another $45.00 saved.
Gentlemen, for 9 easy installments of 19.99 I can help you overcome the dreaded classes of terror.
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