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Silvertongue62
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Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung?
A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the Screwing part.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after Mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women .. ?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".
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| Mar 2, 2006 @ 11:46 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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 yup read those too.. 
your good.. 
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| Mar 3, 2006 @ 12:10 AM |
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EyesofBlue72660
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Q: Why do husbands die before their wives?
A: Because they want to!!
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| Mar 7, 2006 @ 11:26 PM |
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Eric647
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Two blonde feminists walk into a bar and one says to the other "That's not funny!"
Oh wait...jokes women may *like*. Sorry, wrong topic.
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| Mar 8, 2006 @ 9:39 PM |
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GraciePa
Posts: 355
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the Screwing part.
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| Mar 8, 2006 @ 10:24 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 12,602
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Q-How many men does it take to beat up the man that posted this crap?
A- None-he's not a man
No offense Silvertongue62,I just had to do it! 
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| Mar 8, 2006 @ 11:56 PM |
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Silvertongue62
Posts: 6,932
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No offense taken, besides thats the last thing I'm worrying about.
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 8:15 PM |
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mrwally1954
Posts: 144
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No fair were getting picked on agin , ... still . Though still funny.
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 9:52 PM |
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Silvertongue62
Posts: 6,932
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Well I look at it like this, if you cant laugh at yourself you surely cant laugh at others.
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 10:25 PM |
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Jankia
Posts: 12,602
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I can surely laugh at others,if of course they dont get mad.
Thanks Silvertongue62 for seeing the joke! 
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| Mar 10, 2006 @ 10:27 PM |
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Silvertongue62
Posts: 6,932
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It really bothers me when people can hand out jokes but cant take one.
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| Mar 12, 2006 @ 9:10 PM |
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EyesofBlue72660
Posts: 13,081
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Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have enough time.
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock.
Q: Why did God put men on Earth?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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| Mar 12, 2006 @ 9:16 PM |
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Silvertongue62
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| Mar 12, 2006 @ 9:49 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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What's the difference between women and men?
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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| Mar 12, 2006 @ 9:52 PM |
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Silvertongue62
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| Mar 12, 2006 @ 10:02 PM |
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EyesofBlue72660
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Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
-------Original Message-------
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you really badly.
She said . . . Well, you succeeded!
He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa & fart!
He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
She said . . .Turn sideways & look in the mirror!
He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would, but you're never there.
On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it . . . "I do not"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. What do men & sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men & government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
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| Mar 13, 2006 @ 8:12 PM |
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Dreams_child
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Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Good one, Eyes!!
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