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| Mar 3, 2006 @ 12:39 PM |
I`m Glad I`m A Woman
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
you can forget all about that old penis envy
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
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| Mar 3, 2006 @ 12:45 PM |
I`m Glad I`m A Woman |
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george3
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| Mar 5, 2006 @ 12:34 AM |
I`m Glad I`m A Woman
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lecriveuse
Posts: 1,865
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i like that, tink. that's really cute. u know, i've never understood the envy stuff. being all girl is a privilege i'll always enjoy. 
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| Mar 11, 2006 @ 8:27 AM |
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GraciePa
Posts: 355
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Tink.......I really was laughing when I read this!!
Oh to be a woman ahhhhhh yes!! 
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