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Old Man at the Mall


Mar 9, 2006 @ 9:59 PM Old Man at the Mall    
EyesofBlue72660


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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors Green, Red, Orange, Blue, and Yellow.

The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

Finally the young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peac***. I was wondering if you were my son."
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Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:07 AM Old Man at the Mall    
george3


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Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:16 AM Old Man at the Mall    
Loreli


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Feb 18, 2007 @ 12:39 PM Old Man at the Mall    
EyesofBlue72660


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Bumped for Rams and Touch!!!!!!!!
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Feb 18, 2007 @ 12:41 PM Old Man at the Mall    
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Feb 18, 2007 @ 2:45 PM Old Man at the Mall    
ToucherinSparks


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That does sound like something I'd say. Good one!
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