| Mar 17, 2006 @ 9:57 AM |
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sugarhoneybee
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Phone ringing… ring… ring…
Hello and welcome to the Metal Heath Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line and we’ll trace your call.
If you’re delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer you.
If you are dyslexic, press 69696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep, after the beep, please wait for the beep.
If you have a shot term memory loss, please try your call again later.
If you have low self esteem, hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
BEEP! 
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| Mar 20, 2006 @ 1:51 PM |
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Outdoorjoe
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That is HONESTLY the message on my voice mail!!!
I affectionately refer to it as "all the women I have known before..."
Someone sent me a recorded version as an email attachment about a year ago.
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| Mar 20, 2006 @ 6:26 PM |
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sugarhoneybee
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 I work at a call center and this was on audio file that I found on a related business web site I visited.
I laughed so hard I cried and then I copied down the words. I just had to share it.
I think I will make it my outgoing message, too!
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 11:50 AM |
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draketungsten
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Making fun of people with mental illness is about as funny as giving a dying lung cancer patient a ciggarette....I fought for years to face demons I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I know a lot of good people, who still function quite well in society, who suffer or have suffered from some form of psychiatric challenge or another...shame on you... 
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 11:51 AM |
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draketungsten
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Making fun of people with mental illness is about as funny as giving a dying lung cancer patient a ciggarette....I fought for years to face demons I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I know a lot of good people, who still function quite well in society, who suffer or have suffered from some form of psychiatric challenge or another...shame on you...
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 11:51 AM |
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draketungsten
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Making fun of people with mental illness is about as funny as giving a dying lung cancer patient a ciggarette....I fought for years to face demons I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I know a lot of good people, who still function quite well in society, who suffer or have suffered from some form of psychiatric challenge or another...shame on you...
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 11:51 AM |
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draketungsten
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stupid matchdoctor script posted my message too many times..sorry about that....shame on you anyway
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 12:20 PM |
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painter007
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We all have a post or note that touches a place in us that can drop us to our knees and feel once again the pain it caused. I understand the place place it has touched you.
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 12:20 PM |
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painter007
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We all have a post or note that touches a place in us that can drop us to our knees and feel once again the pain it caused. I understand the place place it has touched you.
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| Mar 25, 2006 @ 12:22 PM |
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painter007
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doubled me too whats up with that?
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| Mar 26, 2006 @ 12:34 AM |
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sugarhoneybee
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Drake,
Whatever. I suffered from depression and low self esteem for many years but I still have a sence of humor. This is funny. Simple as that. If it offends you, move on to the next post.
Tatoos offend me but do you see me bashing you for having one?
Shame on you of saying shame on me!
Build a bridge and get over it!
Thank you and have a wonderful day! 
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| Mar 27, 2006 @ 11:07 AM |
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draketungsten
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Build a bridge and get over it!
It appears you haven't conquered your low self esteme issues yet....
I'm sorry you suffered from depression..I know what it's like. Your post has nothing to do with laughing at yourself. It's generalized and aimed at everyone who has a mental illness.
This is funny. Simple as that. If it offends you, move on to the next post.
It is funny to you. That doesn't mean it's automatically funny to everyone. How absurdly pompous of you to assume that just because you think it's funny everyone should. Another prime example of low self esteme....the bully syndrome, a classic example...you need to take a close look in the mirror. I stated shame on you in defense of not only myself but others who may not have the courage to speak.You went and made it personal by being rude. I hope you are able to get passed your personal difficulties. I will never understand people who are rude and see themselves as superior to everyone else. You will never get anywhere in this world with an attitude like yours. Still, regardless of all that, I wish you well, I know you face challenges and your words may very well be a byproduct of that.Nobody is perfect...
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