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| Mar 28, 2006 @ 9:45 PM |
jokes galore
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court30
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little jimmy asked for a bike for xmas but his dad said
"we`d get u one but the mortgage is £280,000 and ur mum has lost her job"
next day little jimmy walked out with his suitcase packed and his dad asked "where u going"!
the little boy replied i walked past your roomlast night and heard u tell mum u were pulling out, then i heard her tell u to wait cos she was coming too,
and im not staying here on my own with a £280,000 mortgage and no " f***ing bike"
in a bid to prevent the spread of bird flu, the irish army have just bombed the canary islands.
a woman had been on the game for four years and woz worried about the size of her fanny on her wedding night, so she decided to tell her husband she caught it climbing over a fence. after a hour in bed with her he turned to her and said
" just how far across the field were u before u realised
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| Mar 28, 2006 @ 10:28 PM |
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soul_decisions
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest
and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is
enough to donate to them for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
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