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Apr 18, 2006 @ 5:54 PM Ugly Joke    
jethehiker


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a Bus carrying only ugly ppl crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet thier maker, and because of the greif they have experienced; he decides to grant them each one wish, before they enter paradise
They'er all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous for all enternity" and God snaps his fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says " I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each asking to be gorgeous but when God gets halfway down the line , the last guy in the line starts laughing .
when there are only ten ppl left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.with only two ppl left , this guy can barely breathe......finally God reaches him this last guy and asks him what his wish will be ...



The Guy eventually calms down and says ......." Make'em all ugly again"!!!

[Edited on 4/18/2006 7:16 PM]

[Edited on 4/18/2006 7:19 PM]
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Apr 18, 2006 @ 6:06 PM Ugly Joke    
RachelVaz


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OK, Dude... maybe I'm blonde (ok- thanks to my hairdresser)... but I totally don't get it.....
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Apr 18, 2006 @ 7:28 PM Ugly Joke    
RachelVaz


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ok,, whatever..
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Apr 18, 2006 @ 7:47 PM Ugly Joke    
slickwillie78


Posts: 961
lmfao... i got it jet!!
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Apr 20, 2006 @ 6:26 PM Ugly Joke    
hope67


Posts: 535
they all wasted the wish because someone eles wished them ugly again - yikes-
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Apr 22, 2006 @ 5:35 AM Ugly Joke    
pittcrazy


Posts: 2
that joke was awsome!!!!!
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Aug 25, 2006 @ 11:57 AM Ugly Joke    
Tannie41


Posts: 18
*looks@ jet* lol

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Aug 26, 2006 @ 5:06 PM Ugly Joke    
UserNameWithoutAnyNumbers


Posts: 207
I read this yesterday and I'm still laughing
This is just my sense of humour, and is probably what I would have done. One of those irresistable things
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