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Apr 19, 2006 @ 1:40 AM Bumper Stickers    
Mattfishin


Posts: 1,710
People express themselves in all forms..today I saw a few neat bumper stickers..list your favorites..


Somewhere in Texas there is a ranch missing an Ass!
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Apr 19, 2006 @ 1:18 PM Bumper Stickers    
liquidmidnight1


Posts: 82
I'm not going to work today. The voices in my
head told me to stay home and clean my guns

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon

America, a Christian country?
I thought it was a free country

My child is an honor student
at juvenile hall

I'd rather go hunting with Cheney
than accept a ride from Ted Kennedy
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Apr 19, 2006 @ 2:14 PM Bumper Stickers    
ShnFar


Posts: 724
Horn Broke Watch For Finger
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Apr 19, 2006 @ 2:16 PM Bumper Stickers    
ShnFar


Posts: 724
My Juvenile Beat Up Your Honor Student
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Apr 19, 2006 @ 2:42 PM Bumper Stickers    
Heaveninawildflower


Posts: 18,615

Be good to your children, they'll pick your nursing home someday
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Apr 19, 2006 @ 7:35 PM Bumper Stickers    
introspective1


Posts: 236
My cat can beat up your Honor Student

Dorothy: Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore
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Apr 19, 2006 @ 8:51 PM Bumper Stickers    
Mattfishin


Posts: 1,710
Beam me up, Scotty.this planet sucks
or
Beam me up, Scotty, no sign of intelligent life here.
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Apr 19, 2006 @ 9:04 PM Bumper Stickers    
Heaveninawildflower


Posts: 18,615

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

I brake suddenly for tailgaters

I have good brakes, do you have good insurance?

Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot
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Dec 9, 2006 @ 3:18 AM Bumper Stickers    
SHASTAEAGLE


Posts: 94
I'm out of estrogen
And I have a gun
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Dec 9, 2006 @ 5:18 PM Bumper Stickers    
kalisfriend


Posts: 31
i'm not deaf I'm ignoring you


(in very small letters) If you can read this you are too damn close.




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Dec 10, 2006 @ 4:18 AM Bumper Stickers    
h2otiger


Posts: 3
"My car is old and my reflexes are slow. Care to cut in front of me?"


(Nah, I'LL PASS.)
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Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:16 PM Bumper Stickers    
MusicMonster


Posts: 2,954
Tennis SUCKS!!!

-MM

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Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:18 PM Bumper Stickers    
MusicMonster


Posts: 2,954
I'm out of estrogen
And I have a gun


TOO Funny!! Heh heh!

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Dec 14, 2006 @ 5:02 AM Bumper Stickers    
SHASTAEAGLE


Posts: 94
Of course I'm drunk!
I'm no stunt driver!!
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Dec 21, 2006 @ 4:02 AM Bumper Stickers    
SHASTAEAGLE


Posts: 94
Eat Salmon
The Other Pink Meat
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Jan 3, 2007 @ 2:01 AM Bumper Stickers    
redhairNfreckles


Posts: 4,694
I saw one the other day that said.....

"I am a 100%, unhyphenated, American!"
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Jan 3, 2007 @ 7:29 PM Bumper Stickers    
rose_scented_tulips


Posts: 8
The ones on my car says: DON'T ANNOY THE CRAZY PERSON!

and the other one says: I LIVE IN MY OWN LITTLE WORLD, BUT IT'S OK, THEY KNOW ME HERE....
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Jan 9, 2007 @ 4:48 AM Bumper Stickers    
michedkel


Posts: 4,772
Nuke the Whales.
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Jan 10, 2007 @ 2:06 PM Bumper Stickers    
countrycanuck


Posts: 2,231
If you can read this then your to damn close
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Jan 21, 2007 @ 5:43 PM Bumper Stickers    
theophilus037


Posts: 39
Saw it on a T-shirt not a bumpersticker but thought it was humorous...

"shaved my pussy in protest to bush"
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