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May 8, 2006 @ 12:41 AM Tide Detergent    
Heaveninawildflower


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Dear Makers of Tide Detergent:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!

I've used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the
best.

Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how
clumsy I was, and he generally started becoming a pain in the ass.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new
white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of
my husband.

What a relief!

Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!!

I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta' go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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May 8, 2006 @ 12:49 AM Tide Detergent    
babyfairy


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May 8, 2006 @ 2:34 AM Tide Detergent    
waterfire


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OMG
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May 8, 2006 @ 9:09 PM Tide Detergent    
AngelLight


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