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May 11, 2006 @ 3:17 PM TEXAS DRINKING RULE

HARDNTX

Posts: 125 A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
stinkin glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks
it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice."

God Bless America

May 13, 2006 @ 6:34 PM TEXAS DRINKING RULE

juwanna

Posts: 31 Hell yeah!!!

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