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Jun 27, 2006 @ 6:29 PM The Lone Ranger and Tonto

draketungsten

Posts: 304 The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
look toward sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see million of stars and a beautiful full moon"
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.
Time wise,it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning.
Also,
Theologically speaking, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why do you ask, Tonto? What does it tell YOU?"

Tonto replied, "It tell me, You dumber than buffalo s***!! Someone stole tent !!!"

Jun 27, 2006 @ 8:30 PM The Lone Ranger and Tonto

TiNkErGrRrRrR

Posts: 13,813
Tonto replied, "It tell me, You dumber than buffalo s***!! Someone stole tent !!!"

good one drake..

Jun 27, 2006 @ 9:49 PM The Lone Ranger and Tonto

waterfire

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