| Dec 23, 2007 @ 5:41 PM |
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LUVLEE77
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A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't Sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.
A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in who She is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50
give a crap what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match With you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course,
If you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
Away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They Know what it's like to be Unappreciated.
A woman over 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 50 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. They always know.
A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50
is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 50 , there Is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the Cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of
women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying An entire pig, just to get a little sausage
  
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| Dec 23, 2007 @ 7:30 PM |
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DiamondRain
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 50 , there Is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
22-year-old waitress.
Tisk tisk! Envy is unbecoming at any age. 
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| Dec 23, 2007 @ 8:21 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Oh, and don't forget to credit that gem to Andy Rooney!
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| Dec 23, 2007 @ 8:32 PM |
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katydid438
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I feel good  
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| Dec 23, 2007 @ 9:01 PM |
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LUVLEE77
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DiamondRain, No way is it "Envy" it is just a truthful fact right gals? 
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| Dec 24, 2007 @ 1:20 PM |
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Doug_blueeyes
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80% of women are against marriage? Do you mean 80% of women over 50 or just all women?
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| Dec 24, 2007 @ 1:23 PM |
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TiNkErGrRrRrR
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| Dec 24, 2007 @ 2:06 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Yep, I think that's right but that wasn't included in the original Andy Rooney 'apology to women over 50'. This is how his speech closed:
Ladies, we praise over 50 women for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it`s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. . . . Andy Rooney
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| Dec 25, 2007 @ 7:23 AM |
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| Dec 25, 2007 @ 6:50 PM |
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Doug_blueeyes
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I am learning something here. I would have guessed 80% of women were in favor of marriage and 20% were not.
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| Dec 25, 2007 @ 9:05 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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I don't know where that stat actually came from...I'd be one of the anti-marriage ones, but I'd have thought I was in a minority too. If the right guy asked, all bets are off anyway though!
Heck, if he asked me if I wanted to do cliff diving in Mexico, I'd probbly agree. 
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| Dec 26, 2007 @ 10:43 PM |
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Solitaire
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I'm more likely to go cliff diving in Mexico.
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| Dec 26, 2007 @ 10:48 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Just what I'd expect from somebody who learned to ride in Ethiopia! 
Soli the Magnificent!
(p.s. I'm terrified of heights...that's why I think of marriage as literally 'taking the plunge')
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| Dec 27, 2007 @ 12:36 AM |
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JesterDrawers
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Heights don't bother me a bit.....
But I'm scared to death of widths....................... 
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| Dec 27, 2007 @ 12:48 PM |
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Solitaire
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(p.s. I'm terrified of heights...that's why I think of marriage as literally 'taking the plunge')
My feelings exactly!
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| Dec 27, 2007 @ 2:14 PM |
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Doug_blueeyes
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I have not gotten married yet but I have a question? Which might frighten me worse:marriage or cliff diving in Mexico? Both sound scary.
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| Dec 27, 2007 @ 2:28 PM |
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Heaveninawildflower
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Well, I think for Soli, marriage is scarier, for me it's pretty much a tossup. Given that over half of marriages now fail, I'd say your odds are definitely better of being successful at cliff diving.
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| Dec 27, 2007 @ 4:33 PM |
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signme
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It is true though that after 50 or so, you don't really care what others think. You've lived enough life to know it's how you think and feel that's important!
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| Dec 27, 2007 @ 5:13 PM |
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lisa46
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It is true though that after 50 or so, you don't really care what others think. You've lived enough life to know it's how you think and feel that's important!
I feel that way now!
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| Dec 28, 2007 @ 7:41 PM |
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painter007
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Im learning that one......^^^^^
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