| May 28, 2008 @ 6:46 PM |
Best Profile You Have Read
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MarkTheEighth
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What is the best profile you have read..? Here is my favorite, from another site...
"If you are a CHICKEN, a CRY BABY, married, or still attached to your EX-girlfriend HIT NEXT...
If there is even a REMOTE chance you would ever want to wear my shoes, my pink panties, or borrow my lip gloss..hit NEXT
If you have MORE luggage than Louis Vuitton, keep on searching, I'm not her. We all have luggage, it should be stored neatly, not dragged along through your future.
Have a picture, a recent one, within the last 6 months...not your 1980 HS yearbook photo. Fair is fair. I DO NOT reply if there is no picture...that's a rule, I DON'T break my own rules.
If you are currently undergoing DNA testing for four children from different women...if you still live with your ex wife and her new husband...if you or any of your immediate family have ever appeared on Jerry Springer's show.. - hit next!!
If I might need bail money on our first date...second...or third...HIT NEXT PLEASE!!
If you are looking for a COUGAR to hook up with - GO TO THE ZOO...I do appreciate the compliments though boys...
If you are a serial dater, hit next please...I'm not and not looking for one either...
if you think I come on too strong or I am too bold and assertive..and you think I should "tone it down" to attract you or some other man...HIT NEXT..I won't deceive anyone or pretend to be less or more than who or what I am..I am true to myself..and you should be too.. I have been called bold and assertive...I prefer to say I know what I want and I'm not afraid to go after it...
if you want to date me and have sex with other women...MOVE on...if you seek a stick skinny supermodel with vomit stains on her shoes or you are looking for a Barbie then go to Toys R US..
I am not looking for Mr. Perfect..I want someone that is perfect for me...imperfections and all..You can leave the toilet seat up, your underwear on the floor, crumbs in your recliner, you can hang out with the boys and drink, you can watch your games, you can go hunting, you can look at other women without me getting jealous (we all look it's the touching that will get you in trouble!!) YOU CAN BE A MAN..you can have faults...they are what make up the textures in our souls...I won't try to change you..It is a man I seek and get that I AM A WOMAN..it takes time to get my hair looking so perfectly messy..we are stark opposites..that is what attracts ME!
One word of advice boys...don't let the blonde hair, the lip gloss and the breasts fool you...I have a brain...and I use it..
Loyalty is NOT an option with me...if you think differently then you should probably stay there.
If your sense of humor is MIA, please find it before emailing me. Laughter is what recharges the soul!
If you THINK you can handle a no-nonsense, intelligent, self confident, curious, independent, passionate, loyal and very sassy southern woman then keep on reading big boy..
If you can't tell by now I have an out of control sense of humor, I spend as much time as possible laughing, I see humor everywhere including when I look within myself..I have also been called sassy and sarcastic..but never at the expense of belittling or hurting another person. There is a time and place for everything and if you can't laugh when it is appropriate...you should definitely hit next..
I am an RN with a very warm, very compassionate heart...I love taking care of others, especially my family...
Life is meant to be lived..it is meant to be shared..if you are seeking a woman who understands loyalty, romance, passion, the importance of an incredible anticipatory kiss, a woman that understands the beauty in uninhibited monogamy, and a woman that seeks implicit trust and a great friendship...then silly boy, what took you so long...I'm right here...
My date - Should be a world class kisser... If you have to look up monogamy in the dictionary because you have no idea what it means...hit NEXT please...by the way I'm 42...
Now big boy..tell me what cha think..." 
Feel Free to comment on this one, link or post up another....
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| Jun 20, 2008 @ 9:14 PM |
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topaz54
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Excellent profile..Well said..
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| Aug 7, 2008 @ 6:00 PM |
Best Profile You Have Read
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greeneyedvirgo
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That one says it all. Wish I had thought of it...Wow!
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