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Jan 28, 2007 @ 3:29 AM Alaska The Beautiful    
blueyedwonderkin


Posts: 194
Jeff Foxworthys Impressions of Alaskans

If someone in a home depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there---you might be an alaskan

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time---you might be an alaskan

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number ---you might be an alaskan

If you measure distance in hours it takes to get there ---you might be an alaskan

If you know several people that have hit a moose more than once ---you might be an alaskan

If you have switched from heat to ac and back again in the same day ---you might be an alaskan

If you can drive 75 miles per hour in 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching---you might be an alaskan

If you install security lights on your house and garage and dont lock the doors--- you might be an alaskan

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them --- you might be an alaskan

If you design your childrens halloween costume to fit over their snow suit--- you might be an alaskan

If the speed limit is 55 and you are going 80 and still being passed on both sides ---you might be an alaskan

If driving is better in the winter because all the pot holes are covered with ice--- you might be an alaskan

If you know all four seasons, almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction--- you might be an alaskan

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car--- you might be an alaskan

If you find 10 degrees a little chilly --- you might be an alaskan

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are an alaskan.
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Feb 5, 2007 @ 11:43 PM Alaska The Beautiful    
pebbleoconfusion


Posts: 11
If you install security lights on your house and garage and dont lock the doors--- you might be an alaskan

lol that is so true
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Feb 18, 2007 @ 12:05 PM Alaska The Beautiful    
HopelesslyHopeful


Posts: 311
As soon as you get here and step off the plane, you will wonder what has hit you; which will be
1)a rock flung by someone who is wondering what you are doing here
2)a stray breeze that will leave the would-be rock thrower wondering why you
have latched onto the nearest pole for dear life whilst screaming about being
saved from the hurricane, or
3)a mosquito whose size will make you wonder why they allow small aircraft on
the same field as the one that just hit you.

Take a moment to digest it all in your head and you'll get it. It'll be funny. It'll be shite, but then, what do you expect after a good bout of digestion, eh?

That's part of what will be one of my blogs which is later to be part of a real story really about Alaska, so consider it all a preview
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Jun 1, 2007 @ 2:23 AM Alaska The Beautiful    
HopelesslyHopeful


Posts: 311
How Much Do You Know About Alaska?

It's my new quiz .. take it, yeah?
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